Who looked after the first baby of the world

Viki : God made man

Jay : Men were babies long long time ago?

Viki : ???Yes, before you become an adult, you are a baby.

Jay: Who looks after babies?

Viki : Their mummies and papa(s)

Jay : Then when God made the first man and he was a baby, who looked after that baby???

Viki the atheist unfortunately does not have a reply for her son!

Angel - Part 2

I have not been talking to him about angels, but he is very curious as to how angels live their lives in heaven in the skies.

One afternoon, while we were driving, Jayden had some stomach discomfort.

Jayden : Mummy, does an Angel get stomach ache?

Angel - Part 1

Jayden : Mummy, what does an angel eat?

Viki : I dont know.

Jayden : Does he have a table to eat on?

Viki : Yes, I am sure he does.

Jayden : Is it the clouds?

Viki : Yes, could be the clouds !

Jayden : Then where is the kitchen?

I am scared

In the car

Viki : You guys better pray that there is no jam going home.

Jayden: How to pray?

Viki : Dear Jesus

Jayden & Ashley : (In Unison) Dear Jesus

Viki : Please help us not to get into a jam

Jayden & Ashley : (In Unison again) Please help us not to get into a jam

Jayden : Who is Jesus?

Viki : He is God's son and his birthday is on Christmas day.

Jayden : How old is he?

Viki : Very old. And he is also dead and is in heaven in the sky. Next time when we die, we will also go to heaven in the sky.

Jayden: I dont want.

Viki : Why?

Jayden : I scared I will fall down!!!

Dad, we got you a marathon book

Christmas is around the corner. As usual, my family celebrates it big scale (though most of us are free thinkers). But guess it is a time when we pause for a moment and remember our close relatives and try very hard to guess what they would like for Christmas!!!

So today, I went to Borders at The Gardens near Mid Valley with Jayden and Ashley. We walked quite a bit to search for the perfect gift for their papa. Alas, we decided to get him a book.

Then we went home. Jeff came back and as he was coming into the hall...

Jayden : Papa, you got a Marathon Book!

Viki : SHHHHHHH...it is a surprise for your papa.

Jayden: No lah , Papa, it is not a marathon book...it is a Tiger Book!!!

Clap Clap Hands

Hannah can now clap her hands and wave!

Sun Day

On a cloudy Thursday morning

Ashley: Is it sunday today?
Viki: No it is Thursday
Ashley: No wonder
Viki: What do you mean?
Ashley: Ya...that is why there is no sun today!!

I had a dream

Shell is having a promotion on James Bond cars. Jayden has three cars. Two days ago, Mili sent him to meet up with me at Mega Mall and he left them in her car. He has been asking for them and cannot wait to get them back. This morning...

Jayden: I had a dream yesterday
Viki: What was it about?
Jayden: I dream of the Lotus car (which is one of the model of the James Bond cars)
Viki: What about it?
Jayden: That I was playing with it
Viki: Oh
Jayden: I also dreamt that you bought me some more new cars!!

Why do you scold?

Ashley: Why is Lizi getting married?

Viki: Because she loves Hin Tong

Ashley: You also married papa?

Viki: Yes, because I love papa.

Ashley: Then, why you always scold Papa

James is Born

Shell is currently having a promotion. With every purchase of Shell Petrol, you are entitled to purchase a miniature car. I managed to get hold of the Lotus Esprit for Jayden.

Viki: Here you go, this is a car which James Bond used in one of his movies.

Jayden: James Bond

Viki: Yes, James Bond

Jayden: Why?

Viki: Huh!!!

Jayden: When James is born?

Hannah Crawls

Hannah is now six months and 16 days. She is crawling...and skipped the commando crawl and went into the "Crawl-on-all-fours Stage"

Where is kakak su?

Today while I was reading to Ashley, there was a picture of five people. One man, one woman, one boy, one girl and one baby.

Ashley: Who are these people?
Viki : I pointed and said " This is Papa, this is Mama, this is Jayden, this is Ashley and this is baby Hannah"
Ashley: But where is kakak su!!

PS: Kakak Su is our domestic helper!

Jody's wedding photos updated

My Honey Pie

It has been a long time since I updated this blog. Firstly because I could not remember my user id and the password. And secondly, I was pregnant with my third child...HANNAH RUI ANN WONG!
This beautiful little princess arrived on 4.4.2008 ....and here are some photos of her.
Enjoy!!!

My Heart is Pain

Viki : If someone comes and tells you that you got the wrong papa and mama, what will you do?

Jayden: Huh?

Viki: I meant if he/she said you got a another papa and mama, and that they are here to get you...they are your new papa and mama who will buy you all the toys, lego dinosaur, chocolates, vitgens etc....

Jayden: I dont want!

Viki: Why?

Jayden: Because my heart will be pain!!

I love my son!