Who looked after the first baby of the world

Viki : God made man

Jay : Men were babies long long time ago?

Viki : ???Yes, before you become an adult, you are a baby.

Jay: Who looks after babies?

Viki : Their mummies and papa(s)

Jay : Then when God made the first man and he was a baby, who looked after that baby???

Viki the atheist unfortunately does not have a reply for her son!

Angel - Part 2

I have not been talking to him about angels, but he is very curious as to how angels live their lives in heaven in the skies.

One afternoon, while we were driving, Jayden had some stomach discomfort.

Jayden : Mummy, does an Angel get stomach ache?

Angel - Part 1

Jayden : Mummy, what does an angel eat?

Viki : I dont know.

Jayden : Does he have a table to eat on?

Viki : Yes, I am sure he does.

Jayden : Is it the clouds?

Viki : Yes, could be the clouds !

Jayden : Then where is the kitchen?

I am scared

In the car

Viki : You guys better pray that there is no jam going home.

Jayden: How to pray?

Viki : Dear Jesus

Jayden & Ashley : (In Unison) Dear Jesus

Viki : Please help us not to get into a jam

Jayden & Ashley : (In Unison again) Please help us not to get into a jam

Jayden : Who is Jesus?

Viki : He is God's son and his birthday is on Christmas day.

Jayden : How old is he?

Viki : Very old. And he is also dead and is in heaven in the sky. Next time when we die, we will also go to heaven in the sky.

Jayden: I dont want.

Viki : Why?

Jayden : I scared I will fall down!!!

Dad, we got you a marathon book

Christmas is around the corner. As usual, my family celebrates it big scale (though most of us are free thinkers). But guess it is a time when we pause for a moment and remember our close relatives and try very hard to guess what they would like for Christmas!!!

So today, I went to Borders at The Gardens near Mid Valley with Jayden and Ashley. We walked quite a bit to search for the perfect gift for their papa. Alas, we decided to get him a book.

Then we went home. Jeff came back and as he was coming into the hall...

Jayden : Papa, you got a Marathon Book!

Viki : SHHHHHHH...it is a surprise for your papa.

Jayden: No lah , Papa, it is not a marathon book...it is a Tiger Book!!!